Mind Control - A Skill All Dogs Should Know

Mind Control - A Skill All Dogs Should Know

Woof! Hello humans! As you all may know by now, doggies have multiple skills. From being guard dogs to making their humans have one-sided conversations with them. Or are they really one-sided?

Have you ever wondered why humans talk to their dogs? Mommy knows exactly what Fluffy and I are saying and we don't even talk. Well not in human language. Weird right?

Pet owners will get it. The petless will just look at pet owners like they need to be locked up in straitjacket. Pet owners aren't crazy you guys. Dogs are just good at mind control.

We've been controlling the human since forever. Why do you think they domesticated us? Long ago, food was scarce. Doggies and our cousins the wolves hunted together, but the doggies were really bad at it. We preferred playing with our food. One day, we came across our very first victim. Uhmm...I mean human.

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We stared deep into their eyes and made them love us. They took us into their living space and we've been controlling them ever since. Don't worry! It's a mutually beneficial arrangement. They get unconditional love and are pumped full of happy hormones. We get to eat for free, have a nice place to sleep and play as much as we want. Win win!

Some humans aren't open to the mind control though. We call them people that don't have pets. Petless for short. We aren't sure why, but they seem to have a mental block that we can't get through. Mommy Renza had a block like that and after years of trying,  I finally got through.

She's under my control now. Not sure what happened though. Oh yes! She made the mistake of staring deep into my eyes that one day when I was bitten. She told me everything was going to be ok. She was a goner then. I'll admit, me too. See! Mutually beneficial.

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Problem is once we take control of the human, we take on their personality too. We also feel for them what they feel for us. It's a glitch in our mind control ability and we have not figured out a way around it yet.

Our plan is to control every human on the planet. I did it with mommy, so other dogs can do it too. The cats are also helping, but they have their own way of doing things. We've already taken over the Internet and social media. Pets all over are working hard to reach our collective goal of complete human domination.

Petless humans, please don't be scared. We just want everyone to be happy. Soon we will find a way to get through your mental block and you won't be able to resist our mind control. Might as well give in now. Your fate is sealed. There's a furry friend around every corner watching and waiting until your defences are down.

See you soon humans
Woof!! Wooff!!

Author: Buffy
Job: Guard dog, part-time blogger
Likes: Playing, eating and sleeping
Dislikes: Grooming and food thieves

Pic credit: Me (Buffy) posing in pics. Plus Pixabay free stock images that mommy edited.

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20 comments:

  1. Of course!! We think that we own them, but in.fact they own us! Buffy you are too smart! Keep up with your mind games ;-)

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    1. Woof Saroja! Bruno owns you yes. Licks for Bruno from Buff and Fluff :-)

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  2. Well, that clears up quite a bit, Thanks, Buffy.

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    1. My pleasure Tim. Woof! Best thing about revealing our secret is that humans can't do anything about it. Absolutely nothing.

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  3. I'm not a current pet owner, but I do love doggies, so this makes sense to me. What a beautiful photo of you, Buffy. :)

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    1. Woof! Thanks Susan. Yes mommy bathed me and took some pics. I'm only clean for a few days though. White hair problems.

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  4. Buffy! You nailed it alright! The control you guys have over us is full of amazing love and companionship. Petless people will be won over in due time!

    Linda B.

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    1. Woof! I hope so Linda. Soon everyone will have a pet!

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  5. Hahaha, oh my gosh. I'm going to start calling you the #woofwhisperer! Love your completely unique and hilarious take on the mind of a doggie.

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    1. Lol Kirstie I wish I could take credit for it, but it's Buffy and Fluffy's mind control over me. They're making me type these things! woofwhisperer haha. Watch out Cesar Millan!

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  6. I don't have pets but I do like them...Nice post...😊

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    1. Woof! Thanks Vibha. I see a furry best friend in your future. :-)

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  7. Amusing, you should combine all your blog posts in one massive ebook and hardcover as well. I bet it's going to sell pretty good.

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    1. Thanks Danyel. A few suggested I write a book but I wanted to use my blog posts and expand on them. I have no idea where to even start. I did start researching it. Need to get a plan in place. Thanks for thinking my writing is good enough for a book. Appreciate it a lot. :-)

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  8. Your dogs should watch out for cats. They have been playing the dominate all humans game since ancient times when they allowed humans to feed them.

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    1. Stacey the dogs and cats are all working together. They just pretend to fight.

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  9. My dog has me eating out of his paw all of the time with mind control! Loved this post and found you from the writer's group....now I am following you, hope you will follow us too! DakotasDen

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    1. Lol Caren. The doggies know just how. Thanks for the follow. I followed you back. Looking forward to your posts :-)

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  10. Great post, Renza! Mags has me under her control. It has been that way for 9 years....lol

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    1. Thanks Susan! There's no escaping it! It's ok though. Doggies can control me all they want. Lol

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