Fluffy the Not So Evil Pack Leader

Fluffy the Not So Evil Pack Leader

Ruff! Ruff! Hello humans! As your future Queen I've come to realise that I need to start showing my gentle side. I really don't want to be seen as an evil pack leader.

I know a puppy like me that loves to destroy everything in sight needs to have some sort of balance.
How can I rule without coming off too harsh?  We have enough dictators on this planet. Will my fluff and puppyness be enough to win over the world? I think not!

I thought of a few things I could try doing to show my followers that there's no need to fear me. Feedback will be appreciated my future sheep.

1. New pack name.


Maybe I can stop calling everyone sheep. It's not very nice I know. I can probably call you all my faithful fluffy pack. That means we're a team. Yes, I know sheep are fluffy too but it's not the same thing. I promise. Go team Fluffy go!! Yay!! Ruff!

2. Stop threatening my faithful fluffy pack. 


I like to yell. A lot! I'll try to be less yelly and more understanding. A puppy is still learning to navigate this world so it's normal to bark orders.

3. Listen to suggestions.


I'll admit I'm a bit stubborn but I'm willing to be open and listen to the people's issues and ways to help us all work together better. Yummy treats will help me listen better. Bribe me please!!!

4. Show appreciation.


Let my faithful pack know they're appreciated. You're really awesome my fluffies! Thank you for supporting your Future Queen. Licks

5. Outsource my duties.


A puppy can't do everything. It makes me super tired. If I can get helpers to help out with daily tasks that will make me more relaxed. A relaxed leader is a good leader. The sheep will be more eager to follow me. Uhmm...I mean fluffy pack. Sorry, I'm still getting used to the name change.

6. Encourage everyone.


I can try to be a bit more encouraging. You can do it! You'll never be alone because you have a pack supporting you.

7. Make sure I know my pack members names. 


Well, there are 7 billion people in the world. I'm guessing at least half will Queen me. That's a lot of names to remember. I think it's best you all wear name tags from now on. Don't add to my work please! Grrr!

I still have a long way to go but I'll try to be the best pack leader ever! Renza mommy, Buffy and Snowy are still my main pack. I think I'm allowed to have two packs. With my main pack I can do whatever I want because they love me no matter what.

Snowy keeps running away from me though. I really want to play with him but he hates playing. I've tried everything but nothing is working.

Yes, I'm a hair puller and I wrestle a bit too rough, but that's normal. Right? Buffy can keep up. He runs and hides away from me only 20% of the time. What's wrong with Snowy then? Maybe he forgot he's a dog.

I think I might need to send him to Fluffy Island for some much needed tuning. Even mommy wrestles with me and we all know how wimpy she is. I'm a "give it my all" type doggie. Don't worry my fluffy sheep. Those who can't keep up will go with Snowy.

Time to go now and do some puppy stuff. I see mommy sewing my bed together again. I'll go help her pull the thread out.

See you soon my fluffy pack!

Ruff!!! Ruff!!!

Author: Fluffy
Job: Doing puppy stuff, part-time blogger, world leader in training
Future plans: World domination
Likes: Biting hands, destroying everything in sight, playing, stalking, digging and cuddles
Dislikes: Baths, self-cloning Needleman and not getting my way.

Pic credit: Me posing for pic mommy Renza took.

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