Fluffy is No Longer a Puppy - Fluffy growing up

Ruff! Ruff! Hello, my fluffy pack. Changes are happening all around us lately. Besides the season changes, I've finally reached adulthood, although I'm not really sure what that means. Yep! I am no longer a puppy.

Change is hard! As puppies we grow up super fast. One day we're tiny and defenceless, then we destroy everything you own while crawling deep inside your heart. In a blink of an eye we're all grown up.

Mommy says I'm a young lady now. Snowy wants to be my boyfriend but he's very old and it's kinda gross.

I guess my 5 step plan to recruit Snowy worked. Too well! Unfortunately I have a stalker now. I forgot about the thin line between loyal follower and stalker. Very thin line!

Mommy had to play prison guard and Snowy escaped once already. He's a persistent little stalker. Buffy warned mommy when the prisoner got loose and he was placed behind the separation gates again.

Security was doubled afterwards. Luckily he does not have my professional escape artist skills. He paid everyone back by barking all night long. For a week! No! I did not teach him that. I sleep through the night like Buffy taught me.

I'm only turning one in November and that's normally when puppydom is over but I'm displaying signs of adulthood already. It's so confusing, I know.

Luckily my mixed breed, the maltipoos look and act like puppies forever. I think the human should just keep quiet and let me be a forever puppy. There's way too much puppy work still left to do.

We've been offline for a while because mommy broke all her computer stuff again so we couldn't write proper blog posts. Computers hate her ever since she decided to not work with them anymore.

Don't ask me if that's a real thing, but it's the only explanation I can think of if a computer and two tablets break simultaneously two times in one year.

Enough about mommy's curse. She brought it upon herself. This post is just an update to let my fluffy pack know I've not abandoned them and updating everyone on what's been happening.

Next week I'm going to the self-cloning Needleman to get spayed. I'm not really sure what that means but anything related to the Needleman is probably bad.

Geez! I growled only once and now they want to send me back there. I tried to attack Buffy because he wanted to eat my food and mommy had to hold me back. I said sorry, I think. He's very bossy!

We're best buddies again. Luckily Buff doesn't hold grudges. I could have taken him for the record. I'm super strong. The human loves interfering in my business.

We might be offline for a bit more because mommy wants to focus on my recovery after I come back from my little trip. Seriously, what are they gonna do to me?!

She says the blog can get all consuming sometimes and overwhelming. Things breaking is normally a sign it's time to take a blog break and focus on what's important. That's the pack. We always come first.

My world domination plan will be on hold until my return. We'll be back soon, minus Snowy. It's confirmed that his mommy will be fetching him next week.

Snowy smelling flowers
Snowy watering and smelling flowers at the same time!

For a while we thought his stay with us might be permanent, but it's not. We're all sad that he's going home but I can see he misses his family a lot. Buffy is happy, but I know he will miss not having someone to yell at.

Mommy is sad that her Snowy will be leaving her. Oh I saw how she gave him special treatment! She's also freaking out because she's sending me to Dr. Needleman.

Typical weak human! This is exactly the reason why you all need a strong leader like me. Don't worry! I'll cure you of your weakness disease.

Fine! I'll admit it! Snowy and I hold paws and have dates by the separation gates. We can't be together because mommy says I'm not allowed to clone myself.

They say I look like Snowy in the pics. Clone? I'm twice his size! Plus I have more teeth. I will miss Snowy. Don't tell anyone I have a bit of weakness inside me too. I blame that Renza!

Bye bye Snowy. Come visit us soon! ♥♥♥

So many changes yes. It's no fun. No fun at all!

Time to go now my fluffy pack. Wish me luck! Renza human will pay dearly for this of course. I'm busy formulating a plan to get her back. Letting Dr. Stabby spay me is super evil of her. I'll admit, I'm impressed by her evilness but payback will be mercyless!

Ruff! Ruff!

Fluffy the puppy growing up.

Author: Fluffy
Job: Doing puppy work, part-time blogger, world leader in training.
Future plans: World domination
Likes: Biting hands, destroying everything in sight, playing, stalking, digging, cuddles and tummy rubs.
Dislikes: Baths, self-cloning Needleman and not getting my way.

Pic credit: Fluffy(me) and Snowy posing for pics Renza took and edited. Buffy slept.

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How to Get a Loyal Follower -  Fluffy's 5 step Plan to Recruit Snowy.

Ruff! Ruff! Hello my fluffy pack! So far my world domination plan is on track. Mommy and the rest of the pack are working hard at growing our following and soon I will rule over all the sheep. It's not easy to get a loyal follower but luckily the pack has me and my special skills.

I've noticed something weird though. Snowy does not fall for my basic 'win them over' tricks. What is there not to love about me?

I'm a good listener, I'm working hard on not being so evil and I'm fluffier than fluff. That's besides the fact that I'm cuter than cute. I'm also super sweet but don't tell anyone. Leaders can't afford to be sweet!

What can I do to make Snowy one of my loyal followers? He listens to mommy, but when it comes to me he acts all weird. I try to play with him, I even do my special fluffy dance, but nope. Nothing!

Snowy refusing to follow me

Do you have any idea how much effort goes into the fluffy dance?!

I have to literally bow down, something a Queen should never ever do. Then shake my boot like there's no tomorrow.

Yes, there's some invasive sniffing involved and in your face staring, but that's just me trying to connect.

I thought of a few ways to recruit Snowy. Soon he will be one of my loyal sheep too!

Fluffy's 5 Step Plan to Recruit Snowy

1. Bring him some yummy treats

Technically mommy is the treat keeper, but I know where she stashes the good stuff. She limits the amount we get daily and poor Snowy has not mastered the art of 'get more than your share'.

Luckily I have! I just start chewing some furniture and here comes a yummy treat on a silver platter. Predictable human!

2. Teach him basic manipulation skills

My fluffy sheep should all know by now that I'm a master manipulator. I can basically get away with anything. I thought I could pass on some knowledge about my manipulation skills to Snowy.

Not everything! Just the basics. I can't share all my tricks. I'm sure he'll be grateful and bow down chanting my name once he sees how he can do whatever he wants.

3. Be the one he shares his darkest secrets with

I have an impressive list of skills on my doggie resume but sharing and bragging about them to Snowy might not get him to trust me. I was thinking if I share my darkest secrets with him maybe, just maybe he'll trust me enough to share his secrets too.

Fluffy and Snowy talking.
Sharing secrets
I could tell him about that one time I murdered that bee. I swallowed it and spit it out without the bee having time to react. Or that I aim for mommy's wrist when we wrestle and 'play bite' her a little there. I know that's where the blood pumps.

I'm not trying to hurt mommy like I hurt the bee, I'm just letting her know what I'm capable of if she continues her lame attempts to manipulate me with yummy food. What?!! Too dark!

4. Mend relationship between Buffy and Snowy

It's no secret that Buffy and Snowy are mortal enemies. Buffy thinks he wants to take his place and yells at him every day for stepping out of line. Luckily they have me.

I just need to convince Buff that Snow is not a threat. How? Don't ask me. I'm not a miracle worker! I'll just tell Snowy it can be done and won't use the words "I promise".

Buffy and Fluffy talking.
Mending relationships

5. Ignore him

After the first four steps all I need to do is ignore him. He'll come looking for me to teach him more skills and he'll be addicted to my attention by then. Plan completed! Mission Recruit Snowy accomplished!

After that he can join Buff and I for some much-needed renovations. Can you believe that Snowy's bed and blanket is still in one piece? What kind of dog is he? Seriously!

On our first mission together we will give his bed and blanket a proper tearing a part party. It will be magnificent!! I've been waiting a long time to rip through it with my sharp teeth.

Time to go work on step one. I see mommy left her room. I'll go get the treat stash!

Ruff! Ruff!

Author: Fluffy
Job: Doing puppy work, part-time blogger, world leader in training.
Future plans: World domination
Likes: Biting hands, destroying everything in sight, playing, stalking, digging, cuddles and tummy rubs.
Dislikes: Baths, self-cloning Needleman and not getting my way.

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Pic credit: Fluffy(me), Buffy and Snowy posing for pics Renza took and edited. Mommy made Fluffy clones gathering in main pic. Amazon store pet goodies pic edited by her too.

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