Dog Meeting other Dogs - Buffy's Tips

Woof! Hello guys! So you all already know I don’t have a good track record for making a good first impression when meeting other dogs or humans. But I know what not to do so I might still be helpful.

Here’s what I know…

Dog meeting other dogs

1. When seeing another doggie for the first time, don’t chase or try to play with them immediately. That's a big mistake, you guys.

You need to be polite and sniff a bum! It’s how doggies say “Hello”. We can also determine the other dog’s age, if they're male or female and if the dog is healthy. Just by sniffing! 

The order you sniff each other is also important. If you and the other dog sniff at the same time, you are equals. 

On the other hand, if you sniff first or the other dog sniffs first, then the first sniffer will be the dominant one. So be fast and dominate!

Two random doggies meeting

2. Biting the other dog is a big No No! That’s just rude! Smell them, then maybe initiate a friendly game of chase or wrestle. Remember No teeth!

3. Be well groomed and clean. This is more for the other dog’s human. They won’t let their dog play with a dirty dog. I know, I know, it’s not ideal. I also prefer to be dirty, but the humans are in charge. So let your human wash you.

4. Share your stuff. It’s not nice to share things, but if you want to make friends you will need to learn to share toys and treats.

5. Be social. Don’t hide behind your human. Go make some doggy friends. They speak your language and you can learn a thing or two from them. Hopefully, you were not the last bum sniffer…Haha! Then you’re on your own.

Example of a dog getting annoyed with another dog. Grrr!!

Oh, I almost forgot you guys. We have a new member in our family. Mommy got her yesterday as a surprise. Now there's two of us!

Humans, please don't give puppies or kittens as gifts, not everyone can handle the responsibility. Yep! Mommy is clueless. She knows nothing about puppies and introducing a new dog to the pack.

She did want a puppy and thought she'll only get one next year. She's clueless but really happy about it. Just look at the fluffball! Already stealing hearts.

Fluffy the new puppy

I did the bum sniffing thing and I'm starting to get used to Fluffy. Mommy washed both of us. It was no fun. Grrrr!

She also used my old towel for the thing...I mean puppy. Ok fine! I'll admit I have some puppy issues to work through.

Me and Fluffy circling each other

Time to go now! Hopefully, you meeting other dogs will go more smoothly from now on. Well, better than mine!

Woof! Wooooof!!!

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Author: Buffy
Job: Guard dog, part-time blogger, Alpha dog, part-time chef
Future plans: Be the cuddliest dog in the whole wide world
Likes: Playing, eating and sleeping
Dislikes: Grooming and food thieves

Pics credit: From pixabay, free stock images and Renza added stuff. Fluffy and Buffy(me) pics taken by Renza with a bad phone camera.

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Overcoming Writer's Block - Buffy's Tips

Woof! Hello humans! I have no idea what to write about today. I have a serious case of doggy writer's block. Well if all your ideas are shot down, you'll feel the exact same way!

Mommy Renza keeps saying no to all my ideas. Seriously, guys! I need some creative freedom.

Here are a few ideas I pitched to her and all I got was a big fat NO! I swear that's the only word she knows.

Buffy's blog topics

1. Dog and cat fighting rings - I'm sure that's a thing, you guys. Why else would they say fight like cat and dog? Huh? I'm sure with a bit of research we can find out where I can fight a cat. Grrr!

2. Five best places to hide on wash day - Doggies out there will definitely benefit from this one.

3. Effective ways to beg for table scraps - C'mon, I've perfected begging for food.

4. Ways to be cute and get away with anything - Another talent of mine that I need to share.

5. Survival tips if your human is cuckoo  - There are some crazy pet owners out there. I have one!

6. How to guard your human - This one is important for doggies to learn. We have to guard our food supplier.

7. How to greet other dogs and making a good first impression - Uhm ok guys I don't have the best track record for greeting other dogs. I chased a few small ones around the neighborhood. Well, who told them to run. I just wanted to play. Woof!



I'm sure none of these topics have been covered before. Or have they? Hmm. I'll have to up my 'cute and get away with anything' game with Renza. I'm sure she'll cave.

The food supplier is like putty in my paws. I just stare at her. Then she's like "What?" and then the crazy talk starts "Oh my sweetie babaloe". Putty you guys and uhm mental.

Writer's block happens when you feel restricted and want everything to be perfect. Mommy is a perfectionist. That's why she says no to all my ideas.

I say, just write whatever you want to write about. No rules, restrictions or wondering what others will think. No one is going to see that first draft anyway, right?

You can see what comes out of your unrestricted creative mind and just edit the hell out of it afterward. Happy writing! Hope you get over your writer's block soon.

Woof! Wooooof!

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Author: Buffy
Job: Guard dog, part-time blogger
Likes: Playing and hanging out with Renza and Fluffy, eating and sleeping
Dislikes: Grooming and visitors with long coats

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Playtime With Your Dog Benefits and Tips

Woof! Woof! Hello, you guys! Today I'm very excited because I get to talk about my favorite thing ever. That's beside mommy Renza of course.

I'm talking about Playtime! Yay!

I hope all you pet parents are taking some time out of your busy day to play with your doggies.

Playtime with your dog has so many benefits for dogs as well as humans.

It makes mommy Renza laugh like a crazy person and we both get some much-needed exercise.

Here are some benefits of playtime.

Benefits of playing with your dog

1. Reduces stress

For those who are stressed, playing with your dog will help reduce some of that stress. It makes you and us happier.

Mommy feels much better after a long day when she plays with me. I'm loads of fun! She says I'm a little crazy but it's all lies. She's the crazy one!

Playing also helps doggies release pent-up energy that can lead to aggression and other behavioral issues. 

2. Builds trust and love

Mommy bought me a ball, frisbee and my personal favorite, the tug rope (ropey). She keeps them in a safe place and only takes them out when we play.

Even though they are my toys, she says she needs to keep it with her because I chew on the toys. I can’t help it you guys, I’m a dog.

At the beginning when I got my first ball (on ball number 4 now) and frisbee, I didn't know the rules yet.

When we played fetch, I ran fast to get the ball and tried my best to keep it away from her. I also chewed the frisbee and it’s a little broken now.

One day she sat down on the ground when we played and when I retrieved the ball I dropped it in her lap. She was probably tired of trying to get it from me. It made her really happy.

I then tried my best to bring it back to her. It was really hard you guys because I loved guarding my stuff and suddenly I had to share, but I also love seeing mommy happy.

Playtime helps us bond and we get to know each other better. I trust that she will always give my stuff back and make sure I'm taken care of.

I even allow her to put her hand in my food bowl while eating. I know right? Who puts their hands in someone's food? I told you she was nuts!

3. Teaches rules

When ropey came along, I didn’t know what it was. It made me really scared. Grrr!!

Mommy started to wave it around and then kept it close to my mouth so I could try biting the rope to get familiar with it. After 10 min, I didn't care about my ball anymore.

I just play with ropey now and she combined fetch with tug. I retrieve ropey and then we tug a little.

Renza says she read on the internet some people were discouraged from playing tug of war with their doggies. Apparently, it teaches them to be aggressive.

That’s crazy! It taught me self-control. I stopped tearing my blanket and mat apart and I stopped resource guarding,

It’s way more fun to play fetch tug with mommy instead of guarding the toy and we are closer because we have so much fun together.



When we play fetch tug, she counts down to three so that I don’t jump up to grab ropey. While counting she makes like she is going to throw.

She likes teasing me. I get crazily excited and run really fast to go fetch it.

When I come back with ropey I get lots of praise and thanks me for bringing it back. Then we tug and sometimes she wins and sometimes I win.

It makes us doggies more confident if we win now and again. Especially the doggies that are fearful and anxious like I was.

Remember to teach your dog the ‘let go’ trick when playing tug of war. Otherwise, you’re not going to enjoy the game much.

When your dog tugs say 'let go' and the minute he lets go, give a high-value treat. Then repeat, repeat, repeat. Soon there will be no need for a treat. They will know what ‘let go’ means.

Mommy taught me 'let go' just by saying the words and then she stops tugging at ropey. When the toy moves around that encourages the tugging.

4. Playtime as the reward for behaving

When the toy stops moving, we stop tugging. My reward was that I get to run after ropey.

That means toys can be used as a reward as well. It all depends on your dog. I sometimes have to sit or do the down trick before she throws.

If I get too excited she stops the game for a minute or goes inside. Then I have to behave better because I don’t want playtime to end.

She also tells me when it’s the last throw so that I know. Doggies are smart you guys. We love routines and repeating things help us learn.

Don't worry! I'm aware of her manipulation tricks, but I'm still the master of sad puppy eyes. That's like human kryptonite and Renza's weakness. Woof!

Me and ropey

Got to go now. It’s almost playtime. Yay!

Don’t give up if your dog refuses to play with you or if they don't follow the rules. Renza never gave up on me and she says I'm a really stubborn doggy.

She must be talking about herself. Grrr!! Remember a happy dog makes a happy human.

Woof!! Woooof!!!

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Author: Buffy
Job: Guard dog, part-time blogger
Likes: Playing, eating and sleeping
Dislikes: Grooming and food thieves

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How I Became a Dog Person

If anyone asked me a year ago if I liked dogs I would have said, “Nope! They are smelly, hairy, annoying fleabags”. I also never got why some people that love dogs act like the dog is their baby.

The dog even goes wherever they go. It was mind-boggling to me and I could not understand why. So I was in the 'get that dog away from me' category.

We always had dogs in our house, but I always just saw the dog as just a dog. Fast forward a year later and now I’m a very proud dog mommy.

Yep, that actually happened to me. This is my story of how I became a dog person.

Becoming a Dog Person

I always thought either you were born liking dogs or not, but apparently, you can switch sides. My little guy Buffy is the reason why I switched.

Buffy has been part of our family for about 8 years now. Over-friendly Buffy, that just wanted to make friends with everyone.

I found that extremely annoying because this dog just wanted to jump on me and try to play with me whenever he saw me.

About a year ago he decided he wanted to make friends with our neighbor’s three pit bulls. Yes, I know! Terrifying thought.

They were not so friendly and decided he would be their lunch for the day. According to them, he was trespassing on their territory.

That day my heart broke into a million pieces.

After being rushed to the animal hospital and operated on, he returned home to us after three weeks. The longest three weeks of my life.

I remember thinking this little guy is a survivor and I swore from that day on I’ll never let anyone hurt him again. He made a full recovery, but mentally he was not ok. Gone was the happy over-friendly dog I knew.

All he did was hide, not eat and he was scared of everything all the time. I felt so sorry for him. He didn’t deserve what happened to him.

As time went by he started improving and gained back the weight he lost. His new favorite meal became chicken and rice. My favorite too.

He had a hard time eating his normal dog food. As the days went by we grew closer and closer and now I can’t imagine my life without him.

I feel sad and guilty that I missed out on so much time with him. I never realized a dog can bring you so much joy. I found a new best friend that loves me unconditionally.

Do you know how rare it is to find someone that just loves you for being you? Every day he teaches me something new.

The biggest lesson he taught me was to never give up (read). Life was really hard back then and we helped each other be happier. He saved me.

He has his own weird personality that matches mine. It’s true what they say about dog and owner becoming like each other.

I also started noticing that other dogs in our family were friendlier towards me. They probably sensed I’m different somehow. I’m still cautious of the bigger, stronger dog types.

I have sort of forgiven the three-headed dog. Even though they hurt my Buffy, they were the reason me and him are so close today.



Isn’t that strange how tragedy opens up one's eyes? That applies to a lot of things in our lives.

Only when something bad happens we realize how much we actually care about that thing, person or pet. Sometimes it’s too late.

Guess I was lucky to get a second chance with my dog. I try to show him every day how special he is.

This blog is a way of making up for all those years I missed with him. I want to give dogs all over a voice. To let others know that dogs are awesome.

Buffy and Fluffy share their crazy dog stories to help humans see things from a dog's perspective. I tried to capture their essence the best way I can.

My Buffy

For those who don’t really like dogs, I hope one day you will experience what it's like to have that special bond with a furry best friend.

I shared some of the things I’ve learned after becoming a dog person in other blog posts. Those who want to form a bond with their dogs might learn a thing or two.

Until next time,
Goodbye.

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Fluffy the Puppy's Human Manipulation Techniques

Ruff! Hello, my fluffy pack. As you all may know by now, I'm a master manipulator. 

Manipulating humans is a natural skill that most dogs have, but unfortunately, a few are clueless on how to control their human.

Humans are meant to be controlled by us. They are weak and the doggies are cute. 

The cute controls the weak. That's a universal law or something!

Some humans aren't easy to break, but with enough work and time, a dog can turn them into putty. 

As always, I've made a list of some human manipulation techniques for those doggies still learning the trade.

How Dogs can Manipulate People

1. Maintain eye contact

Those who don't know, eye contact is how dogs bond with their human. The human might be really busy and staring contests will be the last thing on their mind.

Don't stop trying to get their attention. Eat their favorite shoes if you must or go nibble on their ankles.

Sure you'll get yelled at, but guess what? Yelling requires eye contact! People want you to know that you were wrong and will look you straight in the eyes to make sure you get the message.

This is where you have your chance. Stare at the human, head tilt a bit, sad eyes and maybe throw in a hanging tongue to be safe. This works I tell you!

2. Don't come when called

This tip is the opposite of the first one but just as effective. Buffy does this one well. When the human sees you and tries to strike up a conversation, run away and hide in your favorite spot. Humans hate being ignored by us.

Buffy hiding to get attention

They'll come running after you. Soon you'll be covered in yummy treats and one step closer to becoming a master manipulator. Leave me, alone human! Come close only with treats!

3. Be extra weird and cute

Cuteness is not just about how you look. It's about how you act and the things you can do. Do you know any tricks or do stuff that's unique to you.

I have my own fluffy dance and I learn fast. Buffy makes weird sounds when he plays and has 10 or more different barking sounds.

I don't hide, I run in circles till the human feels sick. Skills! There are a lot more things we do that make us weird and cute that mommy loves. Every dog has their thing so use it!

4. Rub against the human with your fur

When I rub against mommy I automatically get cuddles. Being soft and furry means the human will pet you.

Some humans don't like touching dogs, but that just means you need to work harder at manipulating them. Everyone has a breaking point.

Just ask mommy. She went from not being able to pet doggies at all to being an annoying human that just wants to play with our fur. All day long! Really annoying Renza!

5. Be super happy to see them

Most humans are miserable. Even mommy. She says a dark cloud follows her everywhere. Stuck with doing life stuff and it seems like an uphill battle most of the time.

But then we came along, things started looking up. Not every day is sunshine and roses but when we show mommy how happy we are to see her, she becomes putty in our paws because we make her happy.

Make sure you give your human what they want most. That's normally having someone at home that's happy to see them every day. Without the talking parts of course!

6. Be grateful for the yummy food

When you get food or treats, act super excited. Jump really high and bark their ears off. 

Buffy looks straight into mommy's eyes and barks really loud to show he's grateful for food. I then jump on Buffy and start pulling his ears.

What?! I show my excitement by nibbling and dancing!

Don't guard your food either. Some doggies are ungrateful and growl at their human in order to protect food. Dur! They provide food, you act happy, the food comes in avalanches.

Humans love repeating things they see others like. I hate my dried pallet dog food and get excited only for the yummy homemade stuff and treats.

You'd think Renza would stop with the dried junk, but apparently Buffy likes it. Now I get half dried mixed with cooked and eat everything up to show I'm grateful. Yum, yums!

Negotiating with human

There you go, my fluffies! I hope you've learned some valuable manipulation tactics to help you get everything your doggie heart desires. Remember humans are weaklings. It's time to take control! 

Got to go now. Mommy Renza forgot to give me a yummy treat today so I have to go destroy a shoe or something. Hey! I don't make up the rules. 

Ruff! Ruff!

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Author: Fluffy

Job: Doing puppy work, part-time blogger, a world leader in training.

Future plans: World domination

Likes: Biting hands, destroying everything in sight, playing, stalking, digging, cuddles and tummy rubs.

Dislikes: Baths, self-cloning Needleman and not getting my way.

Pic credit: Fluffy(me) and Buffy posing for pics Renza took and edited. Main pic from Pixabay.

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How to Deal With Your Crazy Little Sibling - Buffy's Dog Tips

Woof! Woof! Hello, you guys! As you all may know, my little sister is a bit of a nutcase. She's either possessed or mental.

I know you've all been there. Getting a new sibling and suddenly you're in an alternate reality.

Mommy says Fluffy was exactly what we needed. Why? She balances us out. Mommy and I are introverts and it's hard for us to be around a lot of people.

Fluffy does not have that problem. She's super friendly with everyone and her craziness is an asset. In turn, her personality rubs off on us so we are a bit crazy too now.

Unfortunately, her craziness has no bounds. There should be some limit but none exist with Fluff.

I've had to learn to navigate the crazy and thought I'd share some Buffy tips for those doggies that have nutty younger siblings too.

Here's how to handle a crazy sibling

1. Don't engage when the crazy level is high

Fluffy goes through levels of crazy. I had to observe and figure out when it increases, then retreat.

Sometimes she runs fast and jumps on me then forces eye contact. I have to look away and make like I'm not bothered by her.

I'll then go sit by the gate and pretend to look at people and cars. This is my life, you guys. Sometimes she stands on me by the gate to see better. Yep! I'm a stepping stone! Help me!

2. Sleep really late

I don't think Fluffy ever sleeps. Well, maybe she's a light sleeper. At night she's very busy doing stuff and she's still busy when the sun is up. The later I sleep, the better.

Once she sees I'm awake she forces me to play with her. If I don't I get yelled at really loud.

Eventually, I'll give in and chase her around a bit, we wrestle while I pull her around by her hair. What?! Hair pulling is her favorite game!

A throwback to when alone time ended

3. Move her focus to mommy

When mommy is around Fluff does not like when I get attention. She then gets in between mommy and I. Literally!

Before I might have been upset but then I realized I'm actually free. That's the best time to get some zzz's in a nice quiet spot far far away from them.



Sure she'll get nice cuddles and scratches but soon after I'll hear screams in the distance when Fluff decides to play "eat the hand".

But it's not my problem anymore. Good luck with your crazy dog Renza!

4. Pretend I'm on her side

Pretending to be on Fluffy's side is my best defense. I need to play along with her devious plans and try not to get my paws dirty at the same time.

She's really scary you guys. If I don't, I'll be the victim of her next revenge plan. Mommy is still recovering from what Fluff did to her.

5. Find a priest

I think an exorcism might be necessary if Fluffy does not calm down. If anyone has done this sort of thing with a doggie then let me know, please.

Unpossessed Fluff might be calmer. Unless she's not possessed then I really don't know you guys. She'll grow out of it, right? Right?!

Hope that was helpful. I'll admit, without the crazy, I'll be really bored. We all need a little crazy in our lives. Just a tiny little bit.

I'll see you guys soon. Mommy is still very sad because granny passed but Fluff and I are making sure she's fine.

Don't worry we're taking good care of her. She still has her smile and laughs so I guess we're doing a good job.

Woof!! Woooooof!!

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Author: Buffy
Job: Guard dog, part-time blogger, Alpha dog, part-time chef
Future plans: Be the cuddliest dog in the whole wide world
Likes: Playing, eating and sleeping
Dislikes: Grooming and food thieves

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Fluffy the Puppy's Revenge - Paying Back Mommy Renza

Ruff! Hello, my fluffy pack. As you all may know, recently I was spayed and betrayed (read). Mommy Renza is the culprit and I was thinking of ways to pay her back for betraying me.

I've forgiven her a little, but she has to suffer a bit. I need to let her know no one messes with me. No one! Grrr!

As your future queen, I can't be seen as weak. I need to make an example of human mommy Renza otherwise my fluffy sheep will turn into wolves.

Here are some ways to get her back.

Fluffy's Sweet Revenge

1. Howl every morning at 4 am

If you are a loyal fluffy pack follower, you should know that I howl every morning at 6 am. Think of me as an alarm clock. Kinda like a rooster but a doggie. Rooster-dog!


Renza passes out at 10 pm every night like clockwork and needs exactly 8 hours of sleep to feel 'normal'. I've changed my howling time to 4 am and now she gets only 6 hours sleep. Shame, she looks like a zombie. Take that mommy!

Exhibit A: Betrayal proof

2. Send away her beloved Snowy

As soon as I heard of the spay experiment plan, I jumped into action and increased my interactions with Snowy. He's very old and not my type, but I made mommy think I like him by holding paws in front of her.

It was not nice but a fluffy got to do what a fluffy must do. What this did was stress her out and she was on the verge of breaking. She knew it was time to say toodles to Snowy and kept asking when they're gonna fetch him. Soon he was gone.

I saw her shed one tear after that. Her eyes are too dry for tears so one was all that came out! Take that human! I'm sure your Snowy is happy he's home with his own mommy. Not a fake one!

3. Turn her Buffy against her

You all should know that Buff and Renza go back before my time. It's a bond that's really hard to break, but that will not stop me from trying.

After I was drugged and had my organs removed, I never left mommy's side. I slept in her room, got loads of head scratches and more treats than Buffy.

I milked it long enough for Buff to notice the scale has shifted. He saw all of this and now he's very upset.

He nipped her tiny hands and she was very cross. Unfortunately, she manipulates Buffy and soon there will be balance again.

He's getting hand fed yummy treats for super glue bonding time. Fine! You won this round Renza. It was nice to know how close I got to burn that bridge.

4. Have barkoffs in the middle of the night

Unfortunately, a human can still function on six hours of sleep. I decided to arrange barkoffs at night to help remedy that. What are barkoffs you ask? Well my fluffies, it's barking competitions between neighborhood doggies.

There are a few dogs in our neighborhood that think they have the best bark on the block. We have regular contests to see who is superior. Me! It's always me. My bark is a howl-bark. No one can beat that. No one!

Well...Buff ruined my rank when he decided to join in the other night. He's an expert at barking and has at least 10 or more different barking sounds. All for different situations! He taught me the howl-bark and some others.

Snowy has one bark for everything. Yep! One monotone bark! That makes him a really bad guard dog.

No one knows if he's barking at visitors, another dog or the wind. He was good for extra back-up though, but should not bother joining barkoffs.

Luckily Buff only joined in once and my rank was restored. These competitions are best performed during the night when our humans are sleeping otherwise we'll get into trouble.

Renza is a light sleeper and does not appreciate my howl-barking skills. Guess my quiet training was incomplete. Or was it!?

Sleep deprived zombie Renza will be my best creation ever! The disobedient humans that refuse to follow me and that mind-tuning are too good for will be thrown into a dark pit with her on Fluffy Island. Brraaaiiinnnnss!!!

5. Sell human mommy Renza

I'll be putting up an ad online soon to advertise Renza for sale. I'm sure she will bring me in a lot of money to contribute to my fluffy world domination fund. Here's a rough draft of the ad.

Human For Sale

If you're looking to buy a human, look no further. Please don't! I have a human to sell and the sale needs to go through fast before anyone suspects anything.

Here's what you'll get!

Human has tiny hands with long nails, perfect for tummy rubs. She has enormous eyes and is a bit chubby. The winter did not help! She can make yummy food and clean good but gets very lazy sometimes. You'll probably get one meal a day if you're lucky. Get used to dried bag food. 

She's obsessed with tv shows and refuses to play with me during her watching time. Human is also a master manipulator and backstabber so watch your back. Don't buy if you're a weakling because there are no refunds. She takes way too many pics of me and my brother Buffy and I'm sure our souls are forever stuck in her cheap phone.

Make sure you call the following number to place your auction money bet. Bidding will start at $666. Call 0800 PAYBACK.

Hope one of you will buy her otherwise I'll have to arrange to have her shipped to another country and I'm short on fluffy funds right now. Zombie Renza might derail my plans and Fluffy Island is nowhere ready to contain the backstabber.

I feel much better now that I have my revenge plan written out. If any of you tip her off you will be marked as a traitor and you know what happens to traitors. To fluffy island, you must go for some much-needed tuning.

Buffy trying to warn Renza but failed miserably!

Got to go now my fluffy pack. I see mommy walking this way. She has treats! She's smiling at me and asking what her sweetie is doing. See what I have to deal with?!

I need to stay strong. No heart melting can take place. My tail just started wagging uncontrollably. Damn you tail!

See you soon, fluffy sheep! I need to give mommy some licks and cuddles so that she can go to sleep! Shhhh! One word of this and you're toast!!

Ruff! Ruff!

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Author: Fluffy
Job: Doing puppy work, part-time blogger, a world leader in training.
Future plans: World domination
Likes: Biting hands, destroying everything in sight, playing, stalking, digging, cuddles and tummy rubs.
Dislikes: Baths, self-cloning Needleman and not getting my way.

Pic credit: Fluffy(me) and Buffy posing for pics Renza took and edited.

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Got Spayed and Betrayed - Fluffy's Visit to the Vet

Ruff! Hello, my fluffy pack! I'm writing this with a very sore heart. My Renza human betrayed me!

She just left me at the self-cloning Needleman's lab and allowed them to perform experiments on me. Who does that?!

I got spayed and betrayed! My previous visit to the vet was nothing compared to last week's torture.

Fluffy's Visit to the Vet

The day before, I refused to play with Buffy and spoke to no one. I felt something wasn't right. Mommy kept telling me to play with Buffy. I thought why? I'll play tomorrow! But now I know why.

I wasn't sure what my fate was when she loaded me into the car. I was calm all the way there.

Even when she drove over the potholes! Who gave her a license anyway? Worst...driver...ever!!

When we got there, a tiny dog started growling at me! The nerve! I growled back because I'm no pushover!

The tiny dog proceeded to growl at the bigger dogs. I'm not sure what her problem was. The other dogs all looked a bit worried and some were very sick.

When we got inside, we heard a cat screaming. Dr. Needleman was probably performing experiments on the cat. I'd rather not know what or why for my own sanity.

When it was our turn, they gave me a shot to mellow me out and the doctor picked me up while mommy and granny said bye to me.

After that, everything is a blank.

I just heard annoying yapping in my ears when I woke up. It was the little growler in a cage next to mine making sure everyone knows how she was wronged. Drama queen! She's lucky a cage separated us. Grrr!

I just sat there quietly. Mommy put my leash on and asked for my headgear. The office lady that's a bit mean asked if it's necessary and mommy told her that I can't be trusted. Geez!

Needleman appeared out of nowhere again and was told by the mean lady to get me a 'cone'. Then Renza human said something that made my skin crawl. She said, "He's kinda cute".

Omgawd! He clones himself! That's a big no-no. They all wear the same outfit to confuse us. Not to mention the fact that he drugged me and now I feel like I'm missing something inside. The betrayal of that woman is endless.

Another clone appeared out of nowhere and helped put me in what I can only assume is a device to allow them to listen in on their experimental subjects.

They tried three different ones until the reception was perfect. I tried to take it off but it was not possible. My leg had a hole in it and there was a hole in my tummy too.

I think they removed some of my organs, but I'm still here. Mommy explained that it was to prevent me from cloning myself.

Durr! I was planning to make fluffy clones in the fluffy lab on fluffy island. Not naturally. The betrayal is endless! It's all that Snowy's fault. If only he didn't act like a stalker maniac then I'd still be in one piece.

On the bright side, apparently I'll be healthier this way and it will prevent me from getting female organ cancers and infections. Plus the Snowys of the world will not go crazy anymore. That means male dogs that are not fixed.

Dodged a bullet, I guess. Just wish there was some other less painful way to do it, but I guess the humans are primitive and have not figured it out yet. Typical!

I love mommy and she's taking good care of me. I know she just did what was best. I even slept in her room and Buffy wasn't invited.

I guess Dr. Needleman is not so bad either. He has figured out how to successfully clone himself and I could use him on my team fluffy.

I'll spare him and make him one of my loyal followers. Mommy can make big eyes at him. She has enormous eyes! He'll either follow me or hide from her gigantic eyes. On second thought, I'll recruit him myself just to be safe.

We went back to visit them yesterday because I removed my own stitches. They were very tight! Buffy helped remove my satellite dish, but mommy caught us and I couldn't finish the job. Later that night I played doctor and removed them!

There were screams and lots of weird sounding words coming from Renza's mouth. Steam coming from her ears made her look like a kettle. I think she's suffering from amnesia and forgot who's she's dealing with.

Anyway, there was no harm done because the experiment hole was closed already and Needleman gave me a shot because it was a bit red from the stitches.

Good thing I removed them! Keep quiet Renza! You're yelling means nothing!

It's mommy Renza and my birthday today. Yep! We share a birthday. She was too lazy to make a separate post and says the Fuffy is no longer puppy post was for my birthday.

Happy birthday to us! Sorry for making you a kettle mommy. Licks!

Anyway, time to go now. I need to rest a bit. Hopefully, I can start playing with Buffy again soon. I was really mean to him. Sorry Buff. I wasn't feeling well from all the drugs they pumped in me. Licks!

Ruff!! Ruff!!

Check out Fluffy's Revenge on mommy Renza. Payback was sweet!

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Author: Fluffy
Job: Doing puppy work, part-time blogger, a world leader in training.
Future plans: World domination
Likes: Biting hands, destroying everything in sight, playing, stalking, digging, cuddles and tummy rubs.
Dislikes: Baths, self-cloning Needleman and not getting my way.

Pic credit: Fluffy(me) posing for pics Renza took and edited.

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Fluffy is No Longer a Puppy

Ruff! Ruff! Hello, my fluffy pack. Changes are happening all around us lately. Besides the season changes, I've finally reached adulthood, although I'm not really sure what that means.

Yep! I am no longer a puppy

Change is hard! As puppies, we grow up super fast. One day we're tiny and defenseless, then we destroy everything you own while crawling deep inside your heart. In a blink of an eye, we're all grown up.

Mommy says I'm a young lady now. Snowy wants to be my boyfriend but he's very old and it's kinda gross.

I guess my 5 step plan to recruit Snowy worked. Too well! Unfortunately, I have a stalker now. I forgot about the thin line between loyal follower and stalker. Very thin line!



Mommy had to play prison guard and Snowy escaped once already. He's a persistent little stalker. Buffy warned mommy when the prisoner got loose and he was placed behind the separation gates again.

Security was doubled afterward. Luckily he does not have my professional escape artist skills. He paid everyone back by barking all night long. For a week! No! I did not teach him that. I sleep through the night like Buffy taught me.

I'm only turning one in November and that's normally when puppydom is over but I'm displaying signs of adulthood already. It's so confusing, I know.

Luckily my mixed breed, the maltipoos look and act like puppies forever. I think the human should just keep quiet and let me be a forever puppy. There's way too much puppy work still left to do.

We've been offline for a while because mommy broke all her computer stuff again so we couldn't write proper blog posts. Computers hate her ever since she decided to not work with them anymore.

Don't ask me if that's a real thing, but it's the only explanation I can think of if a computer and two tablets break simultaneously two times in one year.

Enough about mommy's curse. She brought it upon herself. This post is just an update to let my fluffy pack know I've not abandoned them and updating everyone on what's been happening.

Next week I'm going to the self-cloning Needleman to get spayed. I'm not really sure what that means but anything related to the Needleman is probably bad.

Geez! I growled only once and now they want to send me back there. I tried to attack Buffy because he wanted to eat my food and mommy had to hold me back. I said sorry, I think. He's very bossy!

We're best buddies again. Luckily Buff doesn't hold grudges. I could have taken him for the record. I'm super strong. The human loves interfering in my business.

We might be offline for a bit more because mommy wants to focus on my recovery after I come back from my little trip. Seriously, what are they gonna do to me?!

She says the blog can get all consuming sometimes and overwhelming. Things breaking is normally a sign it's time to take a blog break and focus on what's important. That's the pack. We always come first.

My world domination plan will be on hold until my return. We'll be back soon, minus Snowy. It's confirmed that his mommy will be fetching him next week.

Snowy watering and smelling flowers at the same time!

For a while, we thought his stay with us might be permanent, but it's not. We're all sad that he's going home but I can see he misses his family a lot. Buffy is happy, but I know he will miss not having someone to yell at.

Mommy is sad that her Snowy will be leaving her. Oh, I saw how she gave him special treatment! She's also freaking out because she's sending me to Dr. Needleman.

Typical weak human! This is exactly the reason why you all need a strong leader like me. Don't worry! I'll cure you of your weakness disease.



Fine! I'll admit it! Snowy and I hold paws and have dates by the separation gates. We can't be together because mommy says I'm not allowed to clone myself.

They say I look like Snowy in the pics. Clone? I'm twice his size! Plus I have more teeth. I will miss Snowy. Don't tell anyone I have a bit of weakness inside me too. I blame that Renza!

Bye, bye Snowy. Come visit us soon! ♥♥♥

So many changes yes. It's no fun. No fun at all!

Time to go now my fluffy pack. Wish me luck! Renza human will pay dearly for this of course. I'm busy formulating a plan to get her back.

Letting Dr. Stabby spay me is super evil of her. I'll admit, I'm impressed by her evilness but payback will be merciless!

Ruff! Ruff!

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Author: Fluffy
Job: Doing puppy work, part-time blogger, a world leader in training.
Future plans: World domination
Likes: Biting hands, destroying everything in sight, playing, stalking, digging, cuddles and tummy rubs.
Dislikes: Baths, self-cloning Needleman and not getting my way.

Pic credit: Fluffy(me) and Snowy posing for pics Renza took and edited. Buffy slept.

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