Guest Post From Snowy

Guest Post From Snowy

Arf! Arf! Hello humans! My name is Snowy. Renza asked me to introduce myself. Apparently she, the stalker and the one that looks like a cloud have a blog together. Help me!

I've been living with them for a little over two months now. Renza calls me Snow-snow then I get all excited and do my snowy dance for her. I like her a lot.

The puppy is very strange. She follows me around everywhere. Whyyy?!! I stand still and wait till she goes away. Maybe if I don't engage she'll get bored. I think she wants to play with me. I've seen how she plays. No thanks! There's lots of hair pulling and other weird stuff involved. I'd like to keep my hair thank you...and my sanity!

The cloud hates when I eat in front of him. We'll never be friends unfortunately. He made it clear he's not interested in being buddies. I hope it's not all my scent spreading that's bothering him. Everything here needs to smell like me. He keeps interfering in my business.

He sometimes makes himself comfortable on my bed. Not sure why when he has his own bed. Renza says I smell different to him. I'm not neutered so Cloudy thinks I want to take over. I think Fluffy is taking over already. Who's in charge here anyway? I have no idea!

My human visits me once a week. I miss her a lot. I like Renza, but I belong by my human's side. I understand why I had to come stay here a little while. Only a few months to go then I can go home again.

I need to get some rest now. I'm not a youngster anymore and need loads of sleep. I might pop in now and again to update you on stuff. I'm sure I can dig up some dirt on the three wannabe "alphas". Seriously, who's in charge here?!!!

Arf!!! Arf!!!!

Author: Snowy aka Snuffy
Job: Co-guard dog
Likes: Watering everything, tummy scratches, sleeping
Dislikes: Being forced to play with crazy puppies and being yelled at by clouds for eating and because they can't water stuff like me.

Pic credit:  Pics human Renza took with her cheap horrible phone camera. Main pic was when I came back from the parlour.

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Fluffy the Not So Evil Pack Leader

Fluffy the Not So Evil Pack Leader

Ruff! Ruff! Hello humans! As your future Queen I've come to realise that I need to start showing my gentle side. I know a puppy like me that loves to destroy everything in sight needs to have some sort of balance.

How can I rule without coming off too harsh? I really don't want to be seen as an evil pack leader. We have enough dictators on this planet. Will my fluff and puppyness be enough to win over the world? I think not!

I thought of a few things I could try doing to show my followers that there's no need to fear me. Feedback will be appreciated my future sheep.

1. New pack name.

Maybe I can stop calling everyone sheep. It's not very nice I know. I can probably call you all my faithful fluffy pack. That means we're a team. Yes, I know sheep are fluffy too but it's not the same thing. I promise. Go team Fluffy go!! Yay!! Ruff!

2. Stop threatening my faithful fluffy pack. 

I like to yell. A lot! I'll try to be less yelly and more understanding. A puppy is still learning to navigate this world so it's normal to bark orders.

3. Listen to suggestions.

I'll admit I'm a bit stubborn but I'm willing to be open and listen to the people's issues and ways to help us all work together better. Yummy treats will help me listen better. Bribe me please!!!

4. Show appreciation.

Let my faithful pack know they're appreciated. You're really awesome my fluffies! Thank you for supporting your Future Queen. Licks

5. Outsource my duties.

A puppy can't do everything. It makes me super tired. If I can get helpers to help out with daily tasks that will make me more relaxed. A relaxed leader is a good leader. The sheep will be more eager to follow me. Uhmm...I mean fluffy pack. Sorry, I'm still getting used to the name change.

6. Encourage everyone.

I can try to be a bit more encouraging. You can do it! You'll never be alone because you have a pack supporting you.

7. Make sure I know my pack members names. 

Well, there are 7 billion people in the world. I'm guessing at least half will Queen me. That's a lot of names to remember. I think it's best you all wear name tags from now on. Don't add to my work please! Grrr!

I still have a long way to go but I'll try to be the best pack leader ever! Renza mommy, Buffy and Snowy are still my main pack. I think I'm allowed to have two packs. With my main pack I can do whatever I want because they love me no matter what.

Snowy keeps running away from me though. I really want to play with him but he hates playing. I've tried everything but nothing is working.

Yes, I'm a hair puller and I wrestle a bit too rough, but that's normal. Right? Buffy can keep up. He runs and hides away from me only 20% of the time. What's wrong with Snowy then? Maybe he forgot he's a dog.

I think I might need to send him to Fluffy Island for some much needed tuning. Even mommy wrestles with me and we all know how wimpy she is. I'm a "give it my all" type doggie. Don't worry my fluffy sheep. Those who can't keep up will go with Snowy.

Time to go now and do some puppy stuff. I see mommy sewing my bed together again. I'll go help her pull the thread out.

See u soon my fluffy pack!

Ruff!!! Ruff!!!

Author: Fluffy
Job: Doing puppy stuff, part-time blogger, world leader in training
Future plans: World domination
Likes: Biting hands, destroying everything in sight, playing, stalking, digging and cuddles
Dislikes: Baths, self-cloning Needleman and not getting my way.

Pic credit: Me posing for pic mommy Renza took.

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