Guest post from Buffy

Guest post from Buffy
Woof!!! Hi, I’m Buffy. Mommy wanted me to write this blog post. Well...she actually forced me to.

She’s a little crazy sometimes. I’d rather be sleeping on the couch right now.

She promised me a new doggy bed but I’m still waiting. Now I’m using their couch for nap time. It's only fair, right?

No, I don’t sleep all day. I also chase things. You know, birds and bees.

I also warn everyone in the house when there are visitors. I like pulling their clothes.

I don’t bite them, I just bark and pull their long coats sometimes. It’s really fun.

Mommy says I must stop, but they are not supposed to come into the house. Go home, intruders!

I love playtime too. Oh my gosh!! I get to pull my tug toy, ropey and run after it when human Renza throws it. It’s really funny when she tries to get it from me. She’s really unfit.

I can call her Renza because I’m older than her. Dog years you know. Who came up with that silly thing? I’m not a baby, but she likes treating me like one.

She calls me baba and sweetie-pie. I kind of like it. Shhh, don’t tell her that. I like protecting her. It’s my job. No one comes near my Renza. Woof! Grrr!

I hate when she tries to groom me. Like seriously! Someone, please tell her to stop.

The other day she cut off almost all my hair. I was very upset. Then she sprayed me with smelly stuff. Why? I have no idea.

I hid in my kennel afterward. She has no idea how to cut hair. It looks really bad you guys.

For years I tried to play with her but she was always in a bad mood. I wanted to cheer her up.

She’s all better now and we hang out and play all the time. She laughs and smiles more. I’m glad I make her happy. That’s what I’m here for right?

It's nap time now. So I have to say bye for now.

Later I’ll get a big bowl of yum yums. Yum, yums is what Renza calls my food. I don’t know guys, she’s really crazy.

Wooof!! Woof!! 

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Author: Buffy
Job: Guard dog, part-time blogger, Alpha dog, part-time chef
Future plans: Be the cuddliest dog in the whole wide world
Likes: Playing, eating and sleeping
Dislikes: Grooming and food thieves

Pic credit: Pics of Buffy taken by Renza.

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