Got Spayed and Betrayed - Fluffy's Visit to the Vet

Got Spayed and Betrayed - Fluffy's Visit to the Vet.
Ruff! Hello, my fluffy pack! I'm writing this with a very sore heart. My Renza human betrayed me!

She just left me at the self-cloning Needleman's lab and allowed them to perform experiments on me. Who does that?!

I got spayed and betrayed! My previous visit to the vet was nothing compared to last week's torture.

Fluffy's Visit to the Vet

The day before, I refused to play with Buffy and spoke to no one. I felt something wasn't right. Mommy kept telling me to play with Buffy. I thought why? I'll play tomorrow! But now I know why.

I wasn't sure what my fate was when she loaded me into the car. I was calm all the way there.

Even when she drove over the potholes! Who gave her a license anyway? Worst...driver...ever!!

When we got there, a tiny dog started growling at me! The nerve! I growled back because I'm no pushover!

The tiny dog proceeded to growl at the bigger dogs. I'm not sure what her problem was. The other dogs all looked a bit worried and some were very sick.

When we got inside, we heard a cat screaming. Dr. Needleman was probably performing experiments on the cat. I'd rather not know what or why for my own sanity.

When it was our turn, they gave me a shot to mellow me out and the doctor picked me up while mommy and granny said bye to me.

Fluffys look of betrayal before spay surgery.

After that, everything is a blank.

I just heard annoying yapping in my ears when I woke up. It was the little growler in a cage next to mine making sure everyone knows how she was wronged. Drama queen! She's lucky a cage separated us. Grrr!

I just sat there quietly. Mommy put my leash on and asked for my headgear. The office lady that's a bit mean asked if it's necessary and mommy told her that I can't be trusted. Geez!

Needleman appeared out of nowhere again and was told by the mean lady to get me a 'cone'. Then Renza human said something that made my skin crawl. She said, "He's kinda cute".

Omgawd! He clones himself! That's a big no-no. They all wear the same outfit to confuse us. Not to mention the fact that he drugged me and now I feel like I'm missing something inside. The betrayal of that woman is endless.

Another clone appeared out of nowhere and helped put me in what I can only assume is a device to allow them to listen in on their experimental subjects.

Fluffy in cone after spay surgery.

They tried three different ones until the reception was perfect. I tried to take it off but it was not possible. My leg had a hole in it and there was a hole in my tummy too.

I think they removed some of my organs, but I'm still here. Mommy explained that it was to prevent me from cloning myself.

Durr! I was planning to make fluffy clones in the fluffy lab on fluffy island. Not naturally. The betrayal is endless! It's all that Snowy's fault. If only he didn't act like a stalker maniac then I'd still be in one piece.

invasion of the Fluffy clones.

On the bright side, apparently I'll be healthier this way and it will prevent me from getting female organ cancers and infections. Plus the Snowys of the world will not go crazy anymore. That means male dogs that are not fixed.

Dodged a bullet, I guess. Just wish there was some other less painful way to do it, but I guess the humans are primitive and have not figured it out yet. Typical!

I love mommy and she's taking good care of me. I know she just did what was best. I even slept in her room and Buffy wasn't invited.

I guess Dr. Needleman is not so bad either. He has figured out how to successfully clone himself and I could use him on my team fluffy.

I'll spare him and make him one of my loyal followers. Mommy can make big eyes at him. She has enormous eyes! He'll either follow me or hide from her gigantic eyes. On second thought, I'll recruit him myself just to be safe.

We went back to visit them yesterday because I removed my own stitches. They were very tight! Buffy helped remove my satellite dish, but mommy caught us and I couldn't finish the job. Later that night I played doctor and removed them!

There were screams and lots of weird sounding words coming from Renza's mouth. Steam coming from her ears made her look like a kettle. I think she's suffering from amnesia and forgot who's she's dealing with.

Anyway, there was no harm done because the experiment hole was closed already and Needleman gave me a shot because it was a bit red from the stitches.

Good thing I removed them! Keep quiet Renza! You're yelling means nothing!

It's mommy Renza and my birthday today. Yep! We share a birthday. She was too lazy to make a separate post and says the Fuffy is no longer puppy post was for my birthday.

Happy birthday to us! Sorry for making you a kettle mommy. Licks!

Fluffy growing up month one to eleven.

Happy first birthday Fluffy.

Anyway, time to go now. I need to rest a bit. Hopefully, I can start playing with Buffy again soon. I was really mean to him. Sorry Buff. I wasn't feeling well from all the drugs they pumped in me. Licks!

Ruff!! Ruff!!

Check out Fluffy's Revenge on mommy Renza. Payback was sweet!

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Author: Fluffy
Job: Doing puppy work, part-time blogger, a world leader in training.
Future plans: World domination
Likes: Biting hands, destroying everything in sight, playing, stalking, digging, cuddles and tummy rubs.
Dislikes: Baths, self-cloning Needleman and not getting my way.

Pic credit: Fluffy(me) posing for pics Renza took and edited.

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